At times like this – when someone you love breaks one of your favorite err… thingee-ma-bobbers (I have no idea what to call that little mini-column thing that I use as a plant stand all year long til Halloween when it just becomes a creepy place to showcase a favorite object)
Anyways, when it gets broken, don’t toss it out…. save the big pieces, and arrange it in a graveyard as if it broke naturally…. 70 years ago.
It will make you feel better! :)